Celebrity Headlines

by Sue on October 22, 2009

  1. Don’t fear the swine flu jab: Health chiefs reassure the public at start of mass vaccination
  2. Charlotte Church reveals her daughter Ruby’s strange fainting spells
  3. What you’d look like in…Cheryl Cole’s £455 check mini
  4. Eva Longoria Parker advertises clothes… by stripping off for sultry advert with husband Tony
  5. If our Archbishop spent less time fretting about climate change, he might notice the pope is about to mug him
  6. View from planet bloke: I know a guy who was there when his son was born and his marriage was never the same again
  7. Angela Rippon’s rages, Joanna Lumley in her scanties – and the night I disgraced myself all over Ted Heath’s shoes. Gyles Brandreth opens his diary
  8. Blazingly original, uproariously rude – and VERY politically incorrect: The fantastic world of Roald Dahl
  9. Ant and Dec take £5m pay cut as they sign sign new £15million deal with ITV
  10. I lost two stone, then put it back on again, and I’m happier big (honest)
  11. Is my ‘wind down wine’ turning me into an alcoholic (like so many other frazzled mothers)?
  12. As she finally watches her daughter walk down the aisle, Bel Mooney bursts with a pride every mother will recognise
  13. Mel C transforms from Sporty Spice to dowdy West End stage Mama for Blood Brothers role
  14. Madonna looks like she’s dressed for a funeral as she steps out head-to-toe in black
  15. Salman Rushdie brands former lover ‘unstable’ after she claims he is still obsessed with ex-wife
  16. ‘I’m living my dream’ says Sienna Miller as she prepares to make Broadway debut
  17. Father suspected of abducting man he believes killed his daughter
  18. We can’t afford to DNA test your skirt, police tell victim of sex attack
  19. DOMINIC CARMAN: A deeply disturbing encounter with the BNP’s Nick Griffin – and the wife who thinks he’s an oddball
  20. Schoolgirl, 16, died from heroin overdose despite parents’ pleas for social services to save their daughter
  21. Cemetery intrioduces rules to end ‘funfair’ decorations and graveside parties
  22. Queen throws tea party to honour ‘forgotten’ Lumber Jills of the Women’s Land Army
  23. Mother nature’s own masterpiece revealed in these winning pictures in the Wildlife Photographer of the Year 2009 contest
  24. Return of the trotter: Pig feet lead the way as recession-hit cooks go for cheaper cuts
  25. Emilia Fox is most thrilling dresser in racy seamed tights at TV crime drama awards bash
  26. BBC fundraiser cost more than £1m to make… but will raise ‘a fraction of this’ for Children In Need
  27. Michelle Obama, the First Lady of hula-hooping
  28. Cate’s latest film cancelled due to spiralling costs and battle with Indian government Blanchett British Rule Hugh Grant Lord Mountbatten
  29. EastEnders actress Samantha Janus defies the cold in a sheer black dress and stockings
  30. Kelly Brook gives her fans a treat as she leaves TV studios in super tight dress
  31. Carol Vorderman wears ANOTHER of Posh’s dresses as she embraces her curves
  32. Jonathan Ross to remake Peter Cook and Dudley Moore’s classic Not Only… But Also
  33. Desperate Housewives: Wisteria Lane is destroyed in giant plane crash… but who’s going to die?
  34. Pixie Lott slams a car door on her own head
  35. Model Daisy Lowe shelves the American Dream as she returns to Britain
  36. Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively spoils a sexy outfit with her blotchy chest
  37. We’re all-white mum! Trio of rare lion cubs unveiled in British zoo
  38. Why spending £300 on a jacket really is a bargain
  39. Beauty Confidential: Is there an easy way to do smoky eyes without looking like a panda?
  40. Fraudster Bernie Madoff ‘had so much cocaine in his office it was dubbed the North Pole’
  41. Gary Lineker splashes out £7,000 for lookalike son to celebrate his 18th birthday with 30 friends
  42. Breast cancer sufferers will be denied life-extending drug championed by Jane Tomlinson
  43. New Leonardo da Vinci portrait discovered as it’s matched to artist’s fingerprint
  44. ‘We saved her bacon’: Real-life Babe the pig befriends six dogs who helped raise her at animal rescue centre
  45. Giant orb web spider discovered: World’s largest web-spinning arachnid found in South Africa
  46. A rose is a rose is a BLUE rose… New novelty flower goes on sale
  47. Tourists swim with millions of jellyfish… but don’t worry they’ve all lost their sting
  48. Pictured: Daredevil kayaker takes 70ft plunge into icy waters
  49. Couple’s narrow escape after a car smashes into their ROOF
  50. Pumpkin-carving designs: Grower carves celebrity faces into his decorative ‘jack-o’-lanterns’
  51. Damien Hirst unveils new skull paintings as he makes departure from preserving animals
  52. Gordon Brown makes £800m offer to seal Ulster peace deal
  53. New study reveals how daily life ‘can make men infertile’
  54. Womb transplants ‘on the way in two years’
  55. Women-only shortlists are a patronising stunt …. haven’t the Tories learnt anything from the catastrophe of Blair’s Babes?
  56. Rafa Benitez is fireproof! Liverpool won’t pay £20million to axe under-fire manager
  57. CSKA Moscow 0 Manchester United 1: Valencia strikes late to preserve 100 per cent record
  58. Middlesbrough land Gordon Strachan: Former Celtic boss to take over following shock decision to sack Gareth Southgate
  59. Why Rafa Benitez must carry the can: Liverpool boss finds his power comes at a high price
  60. Arsene Wenger going strong at 60 and the Arsenal manager shows no signs of slowing down
  61. THE LIST: Sportsmail’s top 50 sporting feuds of all time, Nos 20-11

Headlines are from the UK Daily Mail