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Dr. Evil: I like to see girls of that... caliber. By caliber, of course, I mean both the size their gun barrels, and the size of their character. It was a homonym. Austin Powers: Jimi Hendrix deceased, drugs. Janis Joplin deceased, alcohol. Mama Cass deceased, ham sandwich. Dr. Evil: Do you like your quasi-futuristic clothes Mr. Powers? I designed them myself. Dr. Evil: Why must I be surrounded by frickin' idiots? Austin Powers: Shall we shag now or shall we shag later? Austin: I don't bite... hard! Austin Powers: I've been frozen for 30 years. I've got to see if my bits and pieces are still working. Austin Powers: That ain't no woman! It's a man, man! Dr. Evil: When I get angry, Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset. And when Mr. Bigglesworth gets upset... people die! Austin: She's the village bicycle! Everybody's had a ride. Dr. Evil: There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking, I suggest you try it. Austin Powers: As long as people are still having premartial sex with many anonymous partners while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I'll be sound as a pound! Austin: Actually, my name is Austin Powers. Danger is my middle name. Austin: You're shaggidelic, baby! Austin: Does that make you HORNY? Austin: Do I make you horny? Randy? Do I make you horny, baby, yeah, do I? Scott: I hate you! I hate you! I wish I was never artificially created in a lab! |
