Paris Hilton is going to Prison naked whilst riding a white horse. She will be accompanied by Nicole Richie on a Dappled Pony, it is not yet confrimed is Nicole will be nude. The weather forcast for the day is said to be sunny and we understand that sun block will be used.
It was revealed that the route to the prison will be lined with Hilton Hotel employees holding large banners to keep Paris naughty bits from prying eyes.
The judge exclaimed, “If she does this I will eat my gavel.”
The police special celebrity unit will be on hand to quell any protests against the socialites protest.
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